She does

"Guess what John?" Maria says to you as she calls you on the phone a few weeks later, excitement in her voice, "I got the call from Hef. I can't believe you pulled this off baby."

"Maria, congratulations," you tell her, wondering why no one else had ever taken her seriously on the "Playboy" issue, "you know, of course, that I will want to attend the shoot with you."

"You just want to see me naked again, don't you?" she teases you as she tells you that she is coming over to your place later to celebrate, "but I don't think you're going to have to wait that long...if you know what I mean."

Rushing home after the work day, you have a little time to relax before Maria arrives at your door, wearing a tight black dress that you know won't be staying on her tight little Playboy-worthy body too long.

"DAMN," you whisper, seeing how well the dress fits her as you invite her in, giving her a long kiss as you admire her again.

"Don't just stand there baby, take it off of me," she teases you as she lays down on your couch and pulls you on top of her.