She Laid an Egg

Poor Hunny was looking quite funny as a perfectly white egg dropped from her with a great gasp and decisive plop.

"What the Hell?!", Hilda asked.

"My EGG! Oh GOD YOU SAW ME EGG!"

"What is it?", Hilda grabbed it absent mindedly and toyed with it.

"CAREFUL! I NEED THAT! You took all my feathers! EVERY ONE! If I don't crack that over my skin I'll never grow them bac-" *CRACK*

Hilda had taken the precious orb and cracked the golden fluid into a sizzling pan next to strips of pig flesh.

"Huh? Sorry, so much about you harpies to know, I get hungry when I'm bored."