She 'Thought' really hard about it.

"What, where am I?" All Amber saw was an endless expanse of white in every direction, even below her, and blonde woman in the pantsuit standing beside her as she spun is circles trying to orient herself.

"Let's start again," the Angel said when Amber stopped dry heaving on the lack of floor." I am your Guardian Angel and have been sent to grant you three wishes"

"Wishes?" She said while still breathing heavily.

"Yes, wishes. You may ask for anything you desire, as long as it does not disrupt free will or ask for anybody to die. Otherwise, ask what you will."

'Oh my God this is real! This is really happening!' "What, why, who, what, huh?" she replied trying to wrap her head around it.

"I think I know what your fir-" "MONEY! Ahem. I mean, I wish to never be poor again and maybe, you know," she paused losing a bit of courage as her outburst cause the Angel to raise her eyebrow. "maybe be rich, someday at least?" she whispered. "But nothing illegal." She wouldn't become a criminal.

The angel smiled "Granted. The local currency shall naturally find you. But the amount and how much 'fortune' you receive depends on your treatment of others. Now for your second wish?"

As Amber thought about what she wanted, head went down to her chest. She had always been a plain girl, never noticed, and sometimes wished for a bigger chest. Neither sex looked at her twice, which didn't really bother her until after she graduated high school. And since she had no friends and her mother died when she was 12, there were no females in her life that could help her learn the social arts of making friends. And by the time she realized she was attracted to women at 22, her father had already died of a heart attack.

"I wish to be beautiful and young forever, with boobs that will get me noticed" she said cupping the area in front of her breasts and moving her arms out."but nothing fake, I want to look natural. You know, the kind of beauty that doesn't need makeup?"

The Angel smiled."I know what you mean. Granted. You are now immortal, immune to aging and disease, your age being reset to 25. Your body will have a natural charismatic beauty, and yes your bust size will be enhanced. As well as your spine and other parts necessary to carry the new, ahem, load. But you will never be able to wear clothes again. Any time you try to wear clothing of any kind, it will be ripped from your grasp by luck and happenstance."

"What! No I...can I change wish?"

"No" the Angel responded with a smile. "If it makes you feel better, you can still wear shoes and jewelry. After all aren't accessories a girls best friend? Or is that diamonds? Now for your third wish."

'No clothes...forever? Okay think, what will help me with this? Got it.' "I wish people will always be okay with my nudity."

"Ah,ah,ah, no effecting free will." she sang.

'Damnit, now I can't think of anything, if only I were smarter. Maybe that's it.' "I wish I were smarter."

"Granted, you shall now be able to think at a higher capacity, but several of your social skills will be sacrificed and I'm afraid your ability to find love will be severely hampered."

‘What did she by social skill? She was never great talking to people in the first place. Wait, love?’

“Now Amber, before you leave, let me explain a bit more about the new changes in you life. First, you now have a field of luck within a 1,000 ft radius. It is wh-,” “Field of luck, what’s that?” She interrupted, losing her train of thought.

“Please remain quiet until the end, dear.” The said in a stern tone, silencing Amber with a wince.

“A field of luck, or karma as some of you mortals term it, is an invisible **** that you release into the world. All sentient creatures have one, but even the strongest can only reach a foot, and even that is rare. Yours has been altered in range, and the combination of both your first and third wishes will have an interesting effect on everything around you.”

“While your first wish will allow you to find and earn money easily as long as you are a good person, the third wish will cause awkward situations to happen around you, even if you are not involved. And because of the way these two wishes interact, a bit of...let us say clumsiness will occur.”

“Now for the way the second wish affected your body. I can only reveal that you will heal faster, and as a result of your potential long life a bit of minor regeneration will be thrown in. Oh, and I took care of that nasty bleeding mess you humans experience once a month. You will still experience all the other effects though, cramping, bloating, strong emotions, etc., but at least you won’t go through menopause. Oh, and any children you might have will be as mortal as anyone else.”

I was silent while taking in all this new information, trying to process what my new life was going to be like. All of sudden, the Angel stopped smiling at me and looked off in the distance, as if listening to something, looked back a bit sadder.

"Our time here has come to an end. Goodbye my dear Amber.” and paused.

“Oh, and because of the drastic changes to your body, all of your documents have been altered, as well the memories of several people in your life, so there won’t be any problems with your identity.”saying so fast I almost missed it.

She smiled one last time and then Amber was back in her apartment lying on the floor.

'Did that really happen? What did she mean by drastic?' she thought before incredible pain overwhelmed her body causing her to black out.