She's not wearing any... she's naked

That's right. In Emily's panic, she didn't notice that she was stark naked, even after walking out of her dorm room into the hall.

But how could this happen?

Emily had slept in pajamas, or clothing of any sort for that matter, most of her life, until heard about the benefits of sleeping naked from a friend of hers a few days ago. However, since this was very recent, in Emily's subconscious mind she was still used to waking up in clothing. The first couple days she wasn't panicked like she is today, so it only took her a couple seconds to recognize something was different. Today though, Emily's mind was so focused on her midterm it never occurred to her that she was naked.

So there goes Emily, walking naked in all her glory down the dorm hall, completely unaware of her state of undress. At the end of the hall, she took the stairs down and entered the dorm lobby. There are a few students hanging out in the lobby, but Emily is too focused on getting to class to notice their stares, and giggles.

Stepping out of the dorm building, Emily broke into a full sprint, causing her goodies to bounce considerably in the process. As she ran through the crowded campus, she was still too focused on not failing Chemistry to notice the stares, laughter, and lewd comments. That was until she heard a familiar voice, belonging to her friend Amy.

"Emily!! What are you doing?!?"

Emily paused for a second, looked around to see Amy running up to her.

"What's up Amy? I can't chat long, I have my chem midterm in like two minutes." Emily greeted her friend.

"I see... that's an interesting outfit you picked for today" Amy replied, assuming Emily would get the joke.

"Yeah, I woke up only a few minutes ago and decided I didn't have enough time to change out of my pajamas." Emily replied

Amy was confused by her friend's response, but quickly realized that Emily actually thinks she's wearing pajamas.