She's heard the streaming rumors

"Everyone is saying you're going to start streaming sex videos," she said. "You said you saw ads for mom but you didn't tell me that you were going to do it yourself."

"I don't know--"

"It's probably a good idea, though," she continued. "I mean, there have to be a lot of middle-aged women with decent bodies but how many guys are doing it."

"Because nobody is interested in watching guys jerk off, for one thing," Matt said. "And for another thing, it just isn't as practical to have a show based on guys masturbating. Girls could come every half hour or so but guys have limits."

She raised an eyebrow. "Uh, seriously? What limits do you have. Everyone who has ears in this household knows that you go at it day and night."

"Shhh. Mother is listening."

"Right. Because she has ears. You think she doesn't know."

"But--"

"Of course I know," their mother said. "But it's perfectly--"

"Did I give you permission to speak," Matt said.

"Sorry, sir."

"So," Karen said, "I think streaming your jerkoffs is a good idea."

Matt shook his head. "I'm sure there are a few gay guys who would want to watch other guys jerk off but I'm not exactly what they're looking for." He didn't have problems with gay guys paying to watch him... although he wasn't turned on by the idea. Still, a straight guy doing a gay stream seemed kind of like an asshole move. Not to mention there had to be a zillion actually gay guys jerking off for money.

"I was thinking we'd target girls," Karen said.

Matt laughed. "Girls call the cops when they see guys masturbating. They're certainly not going to pay for it."

"You may be right. So, if it's such a terrible idea, why are you doing it?"

"I'm not. I don't know where that rumor started but I never intended to masturbate for money."

Karen shook her head. "I think you just need to work more on the concept. Get a unique gimmick and run with it. I mean, what do you have to lose. Everyone already thinks you're doing it so your reputation is already shot."

Crap. That was so not what Matt needed to hear.