Sharing The News !

"Oi Patty ! Wotcha doin' at the cow Lauren's ? And what was goin' down in your place just now ?" Patty was about to insert the key into the lock on the door to Lauren's apartment. "Oh hi Jasmin, Siouxsie." She turned to the two classmates from upstairs who had seen the mystery streaker only a few minutes ago. The two goth girls were not part of her crowd at school but she got on with them perfectly OK on a superficial level. "Yeah" continued the other girl, Siouxsie. "We saw this streaker but knew it wasn't you, looked much too young !"

Patty grinned. "You're never going to believe this" she said conspiratorially. "Come in." The other two girls hesitated, they had crossed swords with Lauren on numerous occasions and the snooty young professional had threatened to report their families to the residents association. "Are you sure it's ok ?" Jasmin asked. "Oh yes, quite sure" answered Patty.

Jasmin and Siouxsie listened ever more wide eyed as Patty regaled them with the story of everything that had gone down so far that afternoon. "So the scrawny backside we saw being dragged into your place belonged to Lauren ?" Jasmin cried incredulously. "Yep, everything about her is a total phoney" confirmed Patty. "And she's still next door now, being kept stark naked by the crazy woman. Say, do you want to have some fun ?" she asked. The two goths were always up for some mischief. "Sure thing, whaddya want ?" said Siouxsie.

"What about if we go back next door now ?" wondered Patty. "Say you're her friends and want to visit with her. That old bag Mildred said Lauren was going to stay naked as punishment for the rest of the day regardless of who showed up and if I read Mildred correctly, she'll be only too pleased that somebody has done ! You pretend that she is the girl who lives there"

"But won't Lauren claim she isn't and that we're no friends of hers ?" objected Jasmin. "Of course she will" agreed Patty. "But we all keep a solid front, say that she's lying and fantasizing again. That'll make the old bag even more angry and she may keep her naked even longer ! Plus you get to see her as she really is, believe me, it's so funny" she continued.

"And I've just had another idea" thought Patty. "Look, I know her clothes aren't exactly your style but just for now, how about we raid her wardrobe and all dress up in her clothes, that'll really push her buttons and get her into even more trouble with Mildred !"