Shame

"I...I always thought Lady Hilda was bigger."

"I hear her bath water was soooo filthy."

"With some of her personal filth."

Well, the girls always gossiped about the lady of the manor.

No one had even seen Hilda like this, not this girly, not since the debutante ball.

They took it in whispers, "I never knew Lady Hilda's favorite color was pink!"

"Her shoes are tied in ribbon!"

"When was the last time she was out of armor?"

This time, instead of a boar's head being prepared, a big pink cake was placed in the center of the table surrounded by candied nuts and colored fruits.