Sex in Public Can Cause Complications

Trying to clean up in the small bathroom was a bit of a chore when half the space was taken up by a bimbo who was ragdolling in bliss. Xander had got Debbi propped up on the toilet as best as he could, slumped back and towards the wall so that the bimbo wasn't in danger of falling on her face. He would have preferred a do over. A chance to show he actually was good at sex... buuut... Debbi didn't look like she was going to be able to do, erm, anything for the next little while. Writing in that rule that he was capable of inducing mind blowing orgasms sounded great in theory but in practice? It kinda left his partner with a blown mind...

Shuffling over to the sink to wash his hands before he began tweaking the rules he had written down Xander was struck by what had just happened. He had had sex. Actual sex. He was a MAN now by certain metrics. And he'd done it with an absolute babe too. That Rule Book was pretty nifty. He just needed to fine tune some of his ideas. They weren't bad to begin with but they could certainly be better executed.

Xander's hand washing was interrupted by a knocking at the bathroom door. With his hands under running water Xander craned his head to look at the door and couldn't help but feel dawning horror. He... he had forgot about the fact that this was a bathroom in a coffee shop. He had sex in a public bathroom. Very loud sex. In public.

Oh no....

With a wavering voice Xander managed to say, "Occupied."

The male voice had a humorous tone when it replied, "Oh, we know. We could hear your 'occupying' out on the street. Now come on out. You and your partner can have a talk with me and my partner about the appropriate places to try 'occupying'."

"Shit." Xander hissed. Grabbing paper towels to dry off his hands Xander looked around frantically for the the Rulebook. He did not want to get in trouble for this and it certainly sounded like the cops were outside. "Just a minute."

A female voice from the other side of the door, "C'mon kid, c'mon out. You and your lady friend don't want to take a ride in the back of our car in handcuffs for resisting."

The first male voice chuckled, "Don't know about that Nakai, they might get off on the handcuffs. Not so much getting arrested tho." The guy snorted, "But maybe they get off on that too. Gettin' paraded around in their birthday suits for all to see."

"Ease off the kid, McKay." The woman said, "I'm sure he's no perv. He just was eager to get his wick wet with a willing babe. Kind of a problem a few folks have with the overly willing women here abouts."

Groaning Xander grabbed up the Rulebook and flipped to the page he had been writing on. Taking a breath to calm himself as much as he could Xander tried to think thru what he wanted to write.

Old Rule: Crimes of a non malicious sexual nature in Sunnydale are handled by a crack squad of female investigators. Composed of the best Sluts, Nymphos and MILFS. They don't arrest, they help those who need help with their sex problems.

"This is the Cops, kid, in case you missed it." A new female voice said. "That means open up."

"McKay, chill." Other cop said. "I know you want to see what all the hub bub was about but you need to chill. Let the kid make himself presentable. The Bimbo in there might need a second to mop up, Y'know?" There was a knock on the door, "You still in there kid?"

"Yeah." xander answered.

"Ok. You two need a second to clean up, you take a second. Just don't do anything dumb like try and run for it. We're here to help. Really. Truly. I'm Sgt. Nakai and I've got Officer McKay here to help me, help you. Don't let McKay's manners rub you the wrong way, she's new to the squad and still learning the best ways to help people in need. Isn't that right Officer McKay?"

"All I'm saying is if the kid's really hanging dong big enough to make that bimbo lose her shit I wanna see it." The new female voice said lecherously. "Inquiring minds wanna know."

"Fucks sake McKay! You wanna see the one eyed wonder you bring it up after. Never in public." Sgt. Nakai chided.

Xander stared at the door. What just happened? There had been two cops there originally McKay a dude and Nakai a chick. Now there was a female McKay and Nakai was still a chick. So.... Wait.... he wrote a rule that only women were on the sex squad and suddenly one dude was now a chick? That's fucked up.

And damn did Sgt. Nakai have a sexy voice. Like seriously sexy. And kinda like Elisa Maza from Gargoyles but... sexier? Smokier? Throatier? What was the word for it when a voice sounded like every Noir film cliche?

Xander shook himself. He had to get his mind back on track. The cops were outside. He was presentable but Debbi was barely dressed and completely incoherent. So, what was he going to do now? Open the door and face the music or stay in here and try to write w rule that would get him out of trouble.