Several awkward interludes

“I... I...” stammered Aaron, after Ted broke the kiss.

“Like that?” Ted asked, grinning. “I sure did. And I’m pretty sure by the way your ass was clenching you did, too.”

“Uh...” Aaron said, not sure how to respond.

“I get ladies coming on to me all the time,” said Ted, still grinning. “But you’re the sexiest woman I’ve met in a long time.”

Aaron’s mind took a few moments to process that. Ladies coming on to him. Sexiest woman.

It suddenly clicked. Ted thought he was a woman! Aaron wanted to just go upstairs and get a shower and brush his teeth. He could feel Ted’s semen leaking out into his panties. It wasn’t a good feeling.

But if Ted had just essentially **** him... if he knew he was in the shower, would he try it again? And how would he react to seeing Aaron naked and figuring out he wasn’t a woman.

Aaron couldn’t stay with this guy. But he couldn’t get a shower yet. So he stalled. “I’m... I need... to... go out on some fresh panties!” Aaron came up with.

Ted stroked Aaron’s chin. “Put on a thong. I like my women in sexy lingerie.”

Aaron backed slowly away and ran up the stairs. He heard the door slam and Sarah walked in on him dressed in Erin’s clothes.

“Is there a particular reason you’re wearing....” Sarah started.

“It’s a long story... The short version is I ruined mine. There’s a repair man in the basement. He thinks I’m a woman.” Aaron glanced at the stairs leading up to the shower.

“Could you... deal with him? I want to get out of this stuff and get a shower.”

“Sure,” Sarah said.

Aaron ran upstairs and the shower started running. After a few minutes, Ted came upstairs.

“Oh, hello. Didn’t know anyone else was around. I’m Ted. Your furnace is fixed.”

He paused for a second. “I take it you’re Erin’s daughter?” He asked.

“Yeah. It’s just me and... mom,” Sarah said.

“She’s an amazing woman. Really attractive.” Ted paused. “Say, If I asked her out, do you think she’d accept? She isn’t seeing anyone, is she? We seemed to have a spark between us.”

The prank to end all pranks entered Sarah’s head. This would be talked about for years. She would definitely have to take pictures for Facebook for this one.

Sarah grinned. Broadly. “She hasn’t been on a date with a man in FOREVER.” Sarah looked upstairs and thought for a second. “Tell ya what, I’ll make sure she’s ready for the date. She’ll be gorgeous. You make whatever plans you have to. I’ll let you know where to pick her up. How’s... Saturday at 7 sound?”

“Perfect,” replied Ted. “Any tips on winning her heart?”

“She’s very tactile. She lives holding hands, being touched, cuddling, that kind of stuff.”

“Good to know! Thanks!

“Oh, no charge for the repair job. She was a great customer.”

Ted wrote down his number.

“I’ll be sure to let you know where to pick her up,” Sarah said.

“Great. Saturday at seven PM.”

“Perfect.”

Sarah saw Ted out and went upstairs. “You know, dad,” she shouted through the bathroom door as the shower stopped, “If you had a different look, maybe that guy wouldn’t have thought you were my mom.

“Maybe you need a makeover.”

Sarah could hear Aaron drying off vigorously. “That’s probably not a bad idea at all, Sarah.”

“Tell ya what,” Sarah said, barely containing a laugh. “I heard of just the place. When you leave there, you won’t look like yourself.”

“Great. Handle it.”

“Does Saturday work?”

“Perfect!”

Sarah ran into her room. A quick search on her phone had her making a call.

“Hello! Belle Époque Salon. How may I help you?”

“My... mom is having her first date since her husband passed away. She needs a new look, a complete makeover. Mani, pedi, waxing. She’s kind of let herself go. Can you do all that?”

“Of course, we are a full service salon.”

“Great. She really likes this guy and I want her to hit it off with him. I want her to look stunning when she walks out. You know, so her date can’t keep his hands to himself?

“Oh, could I sneak in and drop off her dress and stuff for the evening? I want to surprise her with something special for the date.”

“Aren’t you the wonderful daughter. Of course! When would she like to stop by?”

“How’s Saturday, say about 2? Does that work?”

“We’ll squeeze her in for sure. And don’t worry, we’ll make certain that she’ll be irresistible to her man. What name will this be under?”

“Erin. Erin Fletcher.” Sarah paused for a second and said, “She’s not used to really spending time to get gorgeous. She may complain, but she really does want to look hot as hell for this date. Can you ignore her if she complains a little? She doesn’t mean it.”

“She’ll be in very well manicured hands, Sarah. We’ll see her at 2 on Saturday. “

Sarah hung up started laughing. She couldn’t wait until Saturday. But she’d have to get her Dad’s date outfit ready.