Seminar

"Poison oak?!" The nurse gasped, getting to her feet. "What were you doing rolling around in poison oak naked?!"

"I wasn't! I..." Lauren stammered as she continued to scratch herself, unsure how to explain the situation without embarrassing herself further.

"Nevermind! Let's get that off you first!" The Nurse shouted as she went to the cabinets and dug around.

Meanwhile, Dennis thought about what to do next to humiliate Lauren, tapping his chin in thought. He knew that the nurse's office had a shower in the back that she would allow Lauren to use to clean herself of the poison oak. Perhaps he could wish for a hidden camera to be there so everyone could watch her shower?

"Oh, I got a better idea!" Dennis said to himself as The Nurse donned a pair of rubber gloves and looked for the bottle of poison oak soap. "I wish that Nurse Sanders was giving a seminar on how to treat poison oak in the auditorium, and that she was going to bathe Lauren herself in front of the entire school!"

"Here it is!" Nurse Sanders called out as she pulled out a large bottle of poison oak soap. "Now we -"

"Attention Students and Faculty!" The Principal's voice called out over the PA. "Please report to the auditorium for Nurse Sanders' seminar!"

"Oh, shoot! Was that today?!" Nurse Sanders exclaimed in shock.

"But what about me?!" Lauren whined, still itching up a storm.

"Actually, I could use your help! It's a seminar on treating poison oak." Nurse Sanders explained as she grabbed Lauren's wrist and dragged her out of the nurse's office.

"W-wait a minute! I can't! Stop!" Lauren shrieked as Nurse Sanders dragged her towards the auditorium, Dennis following close behind.

"And I wish there was a washtub on the stage filled with ice cold water waiting for them." Dennis said as they entered the doors that led to the back of the stage.

Sure enough, Lauren went wide eyed as she saw the washtub in the middle of the stage, filled to the brim with water that was, unknown to her, freezing cold...

Of course, Lauren was too preoccupied by the sight of every last member of the student body sitting in the audience to notice...