Selina wakes up

The sirens woke Selina, and as she was about to say something, she saw Harley carrying her costume out the door! Selina looked down and saw she was completely naked, of course. She had long since foregone underwear since her suit afforded enough protection, and her lifestyle required her to be as flexible as possible.

However, seeing her costume leave out the door, carried by her rival, it chilled her to the bone. Well, that and being naked.

Hearing car doors slam, she quickly sprung to her feet, being agile even without the use of her arms. However, she had to figure out a way to escape without being caught naked. Looking around, she found the one place she could hide in plain sight: The fetish costume display.

She stood among the ball gagged and leather clad mannequins, and spied a sign advertising "lifelike sex dolls". She stop behind it, and hoped they would just pass her by.

The cops swept through the store, noticing the disarray, but finding nothing stolen or money missing. One officer caught a glimpse of Selina's bare form, and went to investigate.

"Ramirez, what are you doing?"

"Just checking something out, sir."

"You that lonely? Just borrow a can with a hole in it. Much more practical. And cheap."

"This one looks almost real! I just want to see it up close."

Selina stood stock still. She tried not to breathe or react in any way as the officer got closer. He reach out and groped her naked breast.

"Whoa, she's warm!" The officer shouted.

"No way, I've seen these realistic dolls, and they can't be warm unless they're plugged in."

"I'm telling ya, she's warm. And soft. Like the real thing."

"Son, if you're this ****, you've been away from the real thing for too long." His partner said.

The older, more experienced man pushed his partner aside to grab Selina's other breast.

"Damn, you weren't kidding! She feels real, and warm. Jeez, I wonder how much she is. Something like this would definitely boost morale at the station."

"But we need to get it expensed, right?"

"...Right. We'll ask the chief in the morning."

With that, they left. Selina still didn't move until she saw the lights turn a corner and fade away. She wanted to say something witty, but the tape over her mouth prevented that. She went about trying to free herself first. The handcuffs were the kind they sold there, so she just had to open another set and unlock herself. Then, she took the mask off and finally peeled the tape from her mouth. She looked ay the racks of costumes to find something to wear. The best approximation of her trusty Catsuit was a black leotard with a tail attached. She found a pair of aviator goggles and a hair band with cat ears.

Donning the outfit, she felt a tug at her waist. Sighing, she tore the tail off, not noticing the hole it left just above her ass.

"Harley, I hope you're going where I think you're going..." Selina said, heading for the roof so she can stay hidden as she went to The Joker's hideout.