Sean's story on the way there.

Exiting the bathroom, you and Sean walk out into the hallway, and pad down towards the gleaming doors of the elevator.

"Lessee, what's the room?" Sean says. "L-769, she can pick a number, can't she."

"Yeah."

You press the button to summon the elevator for the left tower.

After a quiet moment, the elevator chimes and opens. The interior is brass and dark wood. You enter and press the button for Jill's floor. The elevator doors close.

"I don't wanna give you a hard time about Jill, man," Sean says. "It's OK. really. I mean, like, all men are dogs and Jill is a hot mama, but I only really want to bang her 'cause Lynn wants me to. She gets so fuckin' hot when she talks about watching me bangin' her girlfriends and especially watching me do her mom. And Lynn's my girl, so I want to make her smile. Big smile. Lynn has a fuckin' beauty smile, did ya see it when she was coming?"

"Actually Lynn had kind of a screamer. Um," you tell her boyfriend.

Sean slaps your shoulder gently. "Right on, Scott. High score."

"You aren't jealous or anything?" you say.

"Fuck no," Sean said. "When I met Lynn I knew she was a nympho, but I know she loves me best. More than just sex, I mean, she swore everyone else off for six fuckin' weeks. For me, she was gonna do it. And we kept talking about it and shit, and we decided we're both happier like this. I mean my girlfriend is a four-eyed fuckin' sex goddess, a goddess, and she's my girl, and I know it and it's fuckin' beautiful. I mean, it's a little freaky with her mom and all, but you can tell they're tight with each other, more like sisters or something. So anyway, you do Ellen and Amy yet?"

"Um..." you say. You and Ellen got off to a hot start, but Cathy barged in before you could get past, um, even firmly onto what they used to call "third base".

"I know, you don't wanna tell on your girlfriend," Sean says. "That's good, man. But who do you want to do when we get there?"

You take a deep breath. "I still want Ellen," you say. "They're all really sexy, but, yeah, Ellen."

"Good on you, man," Sean says. "But don't miss Amy, I mean, she's more of a lesbo, she's chucked off having boyfriends but she still loves a good hard fuck. She's a fuckin' good ride, and you gotta love a girl who tells you how to get her off, and it fuckin' works. I mean I'm totally gonna bang Amy if I can, you should hit her too, fuck, would you miss a sure thing for a girl coming hard and hot on your cock?"

"Thanks, Sean," you say, not knowing what else.

"Hey, you made my girl happy, man, you're my friend," Sean says.

The elevator chimes and the door opens.

"Left, looks like," you say.

"Thanks, man. Whoo, looks like she got a corner, the bathroom probably has picture windows."

Sean knocks "shave-and-a-hair-cut" on Jill's door under the brass plate labeled "L-769 Wailua Falls Suite".

"Wailua Falls?" you ask.

"Kauai, man. My big sister got married there. I mean it was her and her two boyfriends," Sean says. "Maybe there's a waterfall tub."

You raise your eyebrows. Nothing today would surprise you.

"Come innnn!" you hear Lynn's voice. There's a giggle. Ellen. The door clicks open.