Say you kids...

You go over to the scooby gang bent over like a hunchback
and in your best old timers accent drawl.

"Say you kids wouldn't be going to spooky zombie monster
mansion would you?"

"Thats right"said Fred and pulls your mask off.

"mr Jenkins the janitor!!"everyone gasps.

"I would have got away with it,if it wasn't for you pesky
meddling kids"you fume.

You headbutt Fred in his smug preppie face and he falls across
a table with a broken nose.

"Zoinks"shouts Shaggy and runs out the door closely followed
by Scooby.

"You can't treat us like this" Velma rants.

"Oh yeah?" you sneer, "Everyone knows Scrappy doo is yours and
Scooby's love child"

You put one arm round Daphne and slide your other hand up her
minidress.

The ghost of christmas past interrupts your fun.

"Sorry," she says, "I took a wrong turn"

Everthing goes wavy and you fade out again.