Sasami/Tsunami

Tenchi: Wha!?

Ayeka: Yes, Lord Tenchi! No sense in putting it off! Tell them all you want to be my valentine so they can go back to the house.

Tenchi: Wait a...

Ryoko: In your dreams, princess! He's mine!

Ayeka: You're the one who's dreaming, Ryoko!

Ryoko: Shut your mouth!

Tenchi: Girls, stop it!

Ayeka: Yes, stop it! Accept defeat and go back to your cave for another 700 years, why don't you!?

Ryoko: Sure, i'll go back. With Tenchi! It'll be nice to have him alone without you to bother us!!

Ayeka: In a pig's eye, you'll have him alone, you demon!!

Ryoko: You wanna fight, princess!?!

Ayeka: With you!? Always!!

Tenchi: STOOOP IIIIT!!!

Ryoko/Ayeka: Eh?

Tenchi: You two are impossible!! Why do you assume i'll go with either of you when you're like this!?

Ryoko: What? If not me, then who?!

Tenchi: The only one of you who's even halfway normal!!

Washu rubbed her knuckles smugly on her chest.

Washu: I knew it was in the bag.

Mihoshi: Me?!

Ryoko: He said 'normal'. He said nothing about 'ABnormal'.

Ayeka: So, who is it, Lord Tenchi?

Tenchi: S-Sasami!

Sasami: Huh? Y-yes, Tenchi?

Tenchi: I mean, Sasami is the one i'm choosing!

the girls: WHAT!?

Sasami: Oh my...blushing Tenchi...oh, gosh!

Ayeka: L-lord Tenchi, please. I know Sasami is very sweet, but she is still a child.

Ryoko: Yeah! If you want a kid, i can get an elementary school uniform!

Tenchi: Stop it! he walked to Sasami Look at her! She was willing to change her form and go into the body of someone else to go out with me! You two just seem to wanna beat each other through me! I can't deny her what she wants! Besides, Sasami has been the most helpful around here of all of you, AND she's the least violent!

Mihoshi: Kiyone, do we have to arrest Tenchi now for dating a child?

Kiyone: No, Mihoshi. I think i understand. Come on, let's go back.

Mihoshi: But....! Alright.

Ayeka: Lord Tenchi, you're not REALLY going to date Sasami, are you?!

Tenchi: Yes, i am, if she'll accept.

Sasami: Oh, Tenchi, i do!!

Ryoko: No....Tenchi...NOOOOOO!!!!

Ayeka: Fine. But if i may offer my sister a bit of advice. Sasami.

Sasami: Yes?

Ayeka: Don't let Tenchi touch you! And DEFINITELY!! Don't try to touch him!! It's obscene for someone your age!

Sasami: But Ayeka! I'm an adult now! Like you!

Ayeka: Only on the outside. Inside you are still my little sister, Sasami. Remember that! LITTLE! looks at Tenchi LITTLE! As in, a child.

Ryoko: She's still less childish inside than you, Ayeka.

Ayeka: Do you understand, Sasami? Nothing...naughty with Tenchi, alright?

Sasami: Ayeka!!

Ayeka: Come, Ryoko! Let's go back to the house and have a bath.

Ryoko: Rrrrr....fine. I need a drink anyway. Sasami.

Sasami: Hm?

Ryoko: Tenchi may be your valentine, but he's my man, got that!?

Sasami: S-sure. Anyway, i better go back to the house, i need to start dinner! Come back soon, ok Tenchi?

Tenchi: Ok!

Looking back and waving, Sasami headed back to the house. Once down the hill and out of Tenchi's view, she stopped and giggled into her hands.

Ryo-Oh-Ki: Meow?

Sasami: Oh, Ryo-Oh-Ki!! Did you hear, i'm going out with Tenchi!!

Ryo-Oh-Ki: Meow? Meoow!

Sasami: I know, it'll be so great!! I can't wait, i wish Valentine's Day was today! I should go see if Tenchi wants to go out tonight too!

Ryo-Oh-Ki: Meow?

Sasami: Ryo-Oh-Ki!! No, i don't plan on doing anything like that with him! Gosh, why does everyone think i'm going to do lovey-things with Tenchi?

The voice of Tsunami, from within her head, answered.

Tsunami: Because you may.

Sasami: Huh? Oh, Tsunami, it's you. What do you mean?

Tsunami: Well, although i am the soul of a ship, i am also a woman. My thoughts do influence you while you have my appearance, you know.

Sasami: Huh? gasp! Tsunami, do you wanna make love with Tenchi!?

Tsunami: I, uh...Well, i have been alone for a long time...

Sasami: Oh my gosh! If you make love with Tenchi, it'll be like we both did! Hee-hee!!

Back in the field, Tenchi almost fainted. Sasami may have been out of sight, but she was still well within earshot.

Tenchi: This may have been a bad idea...