Samantha presses.

"That's not an answer!" Samantha insists.

"Oh!" you say, laughing innocently. "You noticed that, did you?"

"Yes," she replies. "And I don't plan on talking to anyone else here until I get one. So, what's the answer?! Did you kiss anyone? More importantly, would you kiss anyone? If you did, would that be as far as it would go?"

"Samantha," you say, lightly pulling at the collar of your shirt. "I'm feeling a little bit uncomfortable here."

"I imagine," she states simply. "Just answer the question, and we can move on."