Sally reads aloud a passage

"Lady Hilda gasped and moaned as the beefy baron plundered her treasures. 'Ooooh, my lord! I love you with all of my soul, and will do anything for you.' He pulled the quivering woman in close for a passionate kiss. 'And I feel the same way about you,' said Baron... Hunkington...?!"

Sally lowered the book, her mouth wide open. "Oh my god, mistress! Did you write and publish a book about you... and the baron?"

"It was supposed to be private..." whimpered Hilda. Suddenly a strange feeling came over the nude knight as her body began to glow. "Huh? What's going on?"

The witch cackled. "With all of your secrets revealed, this curse has been lifted. Now the real fun is about to start," she smiled wickedly as she disappeared in a puff of smoke.

Hilda and Sally looked at each other utterly confused by what she had said.

"Curse?" Hilda asked.

"Fun?" Sally responded.

The two women stood there, utterly perplexed for a moment as their common sense came back to them. They had just given away every single thing they owned... The two blushed as they drank in the sight of their equally nude companion, and then both screamed.

"We-we're naked!" Sally squirms as she covers up her crotch with Hilda's book.

"I... I've lost everything!" Hilda's knees go numb as the weight of the situation dawns on her. "I... I... gave it all away..."