Salja

"Salja," you say. "You're up first. Truth or dare?"

Salja makes a big show out of thinking about it for a few seconds, but as soon as she answers it becomes clear she knew what she would choose the whole time. "I thiiiiink I'm gonna go with truth," she says.

"Pussyyyyy!" Ashley says, laughing.

"We've got all night, I can pick truth," Salja says. "Truth."

You think on it for a little while, trying to figure out what the best question is. Obviously you don't want to start off too strong, but it's not like it's middle school anymore. You might as well start off with something you actually think could have an interesting answer.

"Okay," you say. "How many people that live in this building have seen you naked?"

Salja laughs. "That's a good one!" she says. "Okay, in this building? Hm. Five. So far. Including Ashley, so, y'know."

John's eyebrows shoot up immediately. "I-including Ashley?" he stammers. "When did Ashley see you naked?"

Ashley rolls her eyes and sighs heavily. "Seriously, John?" she asks. "We live in the same bedroom. It's not a big deal. You don't have to get so excited about it just because she mentions we were naked in the same room."

"S-sorry," John mutters.

"I think it's your turn, Salja," you say. "Pick someone."

Salja starts tapping her chin. "I think I'm going to go with Wally," she says. "Truth or dare?"

Wally still looks pretty out of it, so it takes him a second to realize that your friend Salja has settled on him. "Oh, shit," he grumbles. "Oh, uh. I guess I pick..."