Saints Row

A game perfect for a self-insert. I can just create that world and be the Boss, just like I am when I play. It’s not even like I’m getting rid of a character of the character is technically me.

From where the series left off, I would be the President of the United States who became the emperor of an alien empire called the Zin after killing the previous emperor, Zinyak. The Earth is destroyed, and the only people alive are myself, the rest of my crew, and all the historical figures that Zinyak took from the past & placed in suspended animation. Oh yeah, the Zin are so scientifically & technologically advanced they invented time travel. Also, as a part of the Gat out of Hell expansion game, the daughter of Satan, Jezebel, is a part of the crew now.

Yeah, things got pretty crazy. But it’s so fun. I soon find myself on the spacecraft from Saints Row and start imagining all the ways I can have my way with the beautiful women on-board.

The former slutty hippie turned angry badass, Shaundi:

The nerdy, super intelligent, former FBI agent who’s into kinky stuff, Kinzie Kensington:

The super serious, British Indian super spy, who only has sex if she gets to be on top (that is until I get ahold of her), Asha Odekar:

And the surprisingly pretty upbeat daughter of Satan herself, Jezebel Mephistopheles:

Now, since I’m an emperor now, which one should I make my empress? Meaning, which one do I want to fuck first & the most? It’s a difficult decision to make. But first, I pull up a menu screen and it’s like I’m customizing myself. I go to the “Sex Appeal” option, which in my case means dick size. I notice that it’s already at 75 out of 100.

I move the scale over to 100 and I can feel myself grow down there. I quickly check and my 9 inches are now a solid foot long. “Took care of that matter. But now the important question.”