SHE DOESN’T NOTICE

She doesn’t notice you stare blandly down her top.

‘Fuck it you still got any cash left, I say we go to the bar round the corner and get shit faced’.

You only got $30 cash in you, but you’ve got a credit card with almost no limit and are not about to lose the chance to get drinks with this MILF of MILFs.

You look in your wallet and your heart sinks.

‘I would but I left my fake ID at home’

‘Don’t worry sweetie I know the bar staff, I used to work there they’ll serve you I promise’.

And with that you were off for drinks at 12pm on a Monday.