YOU ARRIVE AT THE BAR

She grabs you by the arm and you start to walk off with her. As you walk past the pier and down the beach people start to stare at the two of you. As they walk past guys are giving you a casual whats up nod, and women are giving you both dirty looks. You don’t know why but this feels amazing.

People are actively jealous of me, and think I’m dating her. This must be what it feels like to drive a Ferrari you think to yourself, or flight first class on a long haul flight. People want to be you but wish you were dead at the same time.

Being filled with a sense of confidence you pick your chest up, roll your shoulder back and follow this beautiful woman on your arm to the bar she talked about.

A little walk later you come to a lane and start to walk up it. What the hell is this, I thought the bar was on the beach front.

‘Don’t worry hun’ Jen says to you, reading your mind.

‘Its just up here’. As you walk up the lane you come to a large oak door.

Jen knocks twice, a sider opens.

You quickly see someone peek through, scream ‘JEN’, close the shutter and quickly open the door.

‘JEN!!!, a tall beefy woman screams as the door opens. This woman was built like a linebacker, and just as tall.

‘Wendy’ jen screams back as gives her a hug.

Wendy turns and stares at you, ‘and who is this handsome young man’. You blush again.

‘This is Jim, he used to go to middle school with abby, we were hanging out a the arcades and thought we’d get a drink’.

‘You and that damn claw machine jen, sure come on in. And don’t worry lad, this is a member only bar so we can serve anyone we want, we’ll just put you down as a guest of Jen’s’. With that you walk into the bar.

You walk into a dimly lit room, the smoke as you enter stinks your eyes, with pool tables, large leather chairs and small wooden stools this bar looks more like a speak easy from the 1920s than a bar near the beach.

Jen grabs you by the hand and leads you a booth ‘ I’ll save our seats and you get us some drinks’ sh says as she smiles at you, making you feel slightly weak at the knees.

‘Go and ask for the daily special, it’s the best cocktail you’ll ever have TRUST ME!!!’.

You head up to the bar and order the drinks, as you look around you notice you’re the only man in this bar. Everyone else is a chick, of varying ages and hotness but aw well maybe it’s a lesbian bar. Would make sense why they liked jen so much. The bartender takes your order and says she’ll bring your drinks over to you.

You starting chatting, about the bar and what Jen did for came up.

‘Oh you know this and that, but nothing interesting atm, but I make ends meet. Unlike you I seen that car you were driving you must be worth a fair bit’. You turn bright red.

‘don’t be embarrassed honey, theres nothing wrong with having a bit more than you need’. As she finished her sentence your cocktails arrive.

A pair of neon coloured cocktails arrived with little umbrellas and the works arrive on the table. The bartender places them down.

Jen picks up her glass and says ‘well cheers’ and you raise your glass before the room starts to spin and go dark.