SHARE your (tight fitting!) bed.

"Cameron!" you shout, one hand on your hip and the other pointing down towards the sleeping student.

"Wha-?" He wakes up groggily, and turns to look at you, blinking his eyes.

"I bought a bed!"

"Oh. That's- cool." He starts to roll back over.

"So let's share!"

He stops his roll. He rolls the other way and looks at your with sleepy, half-closed eyes. "Whazzat?"

"I bought a bed! So you don't get all uncomfy, we can share it."

Cameron pauses for a long while, then sits up. "Debbie, I-" he pauses for a deep yawn. "Debbie, I'm alright, really..."

"Nope! BED!"

You know the importance of a good night's sleep, and you know how to tell when somebody's pretending! Grabbing Cameron by his sleeved wrist, you basically toss him onto the bed, where he lands with a disappointed groan. Leaping up, you smack down onto the bed next to him, dive under the covers, and hug the pillow tightly, ready to sleep. Cameron stays above the duvet while you're under it, but at least it's an improvement!

This is totally a single-person bed, so as you drift off to sleep, you're huddled quite closely to your roommate.