SCP Crossbreeding-Iris and Abel

"So, have we come to an agreement?" a voice spoke from the head of a table, where six people sat at the sides of the table, all of their faces cloaked in darkness. This was the O5 council.

"Is this really a good idea O5-4?" O5-7 asked.

"of course it is O5-7" O5-5 spoke. "Task **** Omega-7 failed because SCP-076-2 could not control its bloodlust. But SCP-076-2s power could be an invaluable asset to the foundation. which is why it is a good idea to..."breed it" for lack of a better term."

"I understand that, but it's the decision of SCP-076-2's partner that I have questions about."

"I have to agree," O5-3 said. "SCP-105 been a compliant and downright invaluable asset to the foundation even after the failure of Pandora's Box. Trying to get SCP-076-2 to impregnate her (somehow), could risk killing her given SCP-076-2's violent nature."

"SCP-076-2 has shown a great sense of respect towards SCP-105. it's not too unbelievable that SCP-076-2 wouldn't feel an urge to kill SCP-105. And if SCP-076-2 does, he will be implanted with a remote detonated bomb into it's body, that way SCP-076-2 won't be able rip it out, and if it tries to the device will be implanted into a place that removing it from there will kill SCP-076-2," 05-8 said.

"ok, but that doesn't solve the problem of actually getting SCP-076-2 to have intercourse with SCP-105," O5-11 asked. "If you'll recall, SCP-076-2 has no understanding of sex, and only uses gender as a form of identification. it would be easier to jack SCP-076-2 off into a sterile cup and put it into 105's womb surgically, and even then that would be impossible."

"that's why we have this," O5-9 said as they pulled out a container of a clear liquid. "This is a container filled with the combined sweat of SCP-166 and SCP-4960. Numerous tests with this substance have shown that once it has vaporized, it becomes a very powerful gaseous aphrodisiac. once the site has been cleared and SCP-076-2 and SCP-105 are the only ones there, we will release the substance into the ventilation system and have nature take it's course."

"and how are you sure it will work on SCP-076-2?" O5-10 asked.

O5-9 grabbed a remote and pressed a button. a monitor turned on and presented to the entire council footage of SCP-682 [REDACTED] SCP-939, and for the first time in so long, the other O5 remembered what terror felt like. "Does that answer your question?"

"very well," O5-1 said. "we will begin crossbreeding SCP-076-2 and 105, under the condition that O5-9 destroys that tape. any questions?"

O5-12 rose their hand. "yes, wouldn't the Ethics committee have a problem with this plan?"

the entire room goes quiet until the entire council laughs hysterically.