Rushes to the bathroom

Adam runs out full sprint to the bathroom he shares with his sister. Nevermind the clothes he left on the ground. If his family finds him naked, its easier to diagnose... Whatever this is!

He rushes to the door, and finds it locked. Adam bangs and he bangs trying to call out, but cant seem to form the words right. Its just a fuzzy mumbling.

His sister Sarah calls back to him, "Wait a fucking minute bro! Im taking a shit! Jesus!"

But he can't wait!

Adam takes stock of himself again; burning itch, reddening skin, patchy hair growth- wait hair growth?!

Sure enough, Adam is rapidly growing thick patches of fuzzy dark brown, tightly curly hair all over his chest, arms, legs, and face.

Adam panics in his mind, 'Fuck! I'm gonna be covered from head to toe in pubes!'

He weighs his options... **** down the door, and his sister can just suck it, or run downstairs, and hope someone can help him.