Run away.

Fully panicking now, you rip off all the clothes. Looking at your clothes in the box you decide it isn’t safe, you might just unconsciously put the other clothes on again. Instead, you just run away. Naked you run down the hall to your bedroom, burst in, then turn and slam the door shut behind you. “What the fuck is going on?” You wipe your forehead. The bright green 15” double headed dildo is in your hand. “Aah.” You toss it on the bed. Doing so must have hit the on switch and it is now wriggling on your bed. You stare at it mesmerized. “Why two heads? Is that like for two people or would a girl use it for like double penetration?” It is just humming, wriggling, and twitching, it is… is it inviting you to join it? “It can’t be.” The tip twitches, it again looks like a beckoning finger. “No I’m not sticking you up my ass.” You yell at it.

It doesn’t talk, not really, it can’t of course, it isn’t alive, but, that said, it does say that if you sit next to it. It would love to fuck you.