Ruby remembers the debate

Ruby Chow watched in satisfaction as Bonnie Driscoll, the squirmy little red-headed tomboy spy, was thoroughly punished by Hank the football player with a long, hard spanking on her plump peachy bare-naked bottom.

She wasn't stupid. She knew Bonnie had a big hate-crush on Hank, which made it all the more embarrassing to be spanked by him. Ruby Chow prided herself on knowing things like that. She thought of herself as a very astute person. Very attentive to detail. If there was one thing she absolutely hated above all else, it was to be made to feel stupid.

Her thoughts drifted back once more to that dreadful night on the debate stage. The national finals, with the cameras rolling and the whole world watching.

She could still remember the expression on the studio audience's face when she and the rest of the Pinkwhistle debate team had crept out onto the stage in those silly little hot-pink, too-small bunny-rabbit costumes, with the ears and the thong leotards, and the high heels and the stockings, and the fluffy little tails.

The whole Greenvalley debate team was sitting up the front, of course. Pinkwhistle had knocked them out in the semi-finals, and they were here to take ****.

The debate topic had been "Are girls smarter than boys?"

Arguing in favour of the girls were Ruby Chow, Peggy Jackson (who went on to be Pinkwhistle mayor) and Nina Reyes (who went on to be Pinkwhistle sheriff.) Arguing in favour of the boys were a group of extremely handsome young men from St. Arrogant's Exclusive Academy for the Preparation of Superior Persons. They made some extremely clever arguments, such as "Girls can't do math properly, because of their breasts," but it soon became clear that the women from Pinkwhistle High were carrying the day.

Until the itching powder kicked in.

Ruby had stuck it out for as long as she could, which wasn't very long. She had been the first to rip off the leotard in front of everyone, squealing "Eeek! It tickles!" and dancing around. Peggy and Nina quickly followed suit.

Of course, they weren't allowed to leave the stage until the debate was over, on pain of having Pinkwhistle High permanently excluded from the competition. The girls tried to forfeit, but the men from St. Arrogant's insisted that they were all strong feminists who thought women deserved a fair hearing.

So Ruby, Peggy and Nina had to spend the next forty-five minutes speaking at length about how smart they were and how dumb all boys were, on stage, in front of a live studio audience and cameras broadcasting to hundreds of thousands of people. With nothing on but bunny-rabbit ears, and hot pink stockings.

They lost, of course. A million points to zero. The judge said it was the worst defeat he'd ever witnessed in the history of the sport, and they had proved beyond a shadow of a doubt to all the people watching that boys were indisputably smarter than girls.

And, because of the rules, the three girls had to formally admit they lost. Which meant that Ruby, as captain of the debate team, had to read a speech prepared for her by the men of St. Arrogant's (with, perhaps, a little help from the Greenvalley team), about how much of a stupid, gullible little loser she was, and how she couldn't do math, because of her breasts.

And then they had to walk all the way back to their hotel room, through the bustling streets of New York City, in the nude.

And it wasn't over yet! Because somehow, the Greenvalley team was waiting for them in the hotel room, along with the three men from St. Arrogant's. And they were thoroughly spanked, and made to suck the cocks of the men from St. Arrogant's, while all the Greenvalley girls laughed. And the video was put online and sent to all their friends.