Roll left!

You figure its a 50-50 shot so you roll left. But as you roll onto your back you curse your luck... as the last thing you see is the giant hammer heading towards your face...

"OOOHHHH!!!!! What a mess the orc has made on the sands of the arena!" The announcer teases as the match ends....

Despite your best efforts it appears your attempt to regain your crown has failed in the sands of the arena. Yet your efforts were not in vain, as you take comfort feasting in the halls of Valhalla. Seeing from above that your mother bears you a son, who years later rules over your kingdom.