Rob you blind.

From the other room you can hear her gathering up all of your belongings and robbing you blind. You try to get free but your head hurts and you begin sobbing quietly hoping that she won’t hurt you. Finally you hear her leave and dare to stand up. You walk out to the living room and see she has taken everything of value and has left the door wide open. You look out and see your car is gone as well.

Gee that wasn't sexy at all better start over