Rewriting Sakura and Ruining Sasuke

The moment that Naruto and Satsuki were out of sight, Anko turned towards Sakura with a glare.

"Useless bitches like you, you're the ones who give us lady ninjas a bad name. No dream but to end up on your back with a baby in your belly. Hell, that by itself would be fine if you hadn't decided that the best career to achieve that was to become a professional killer! But right now, you are a burden to every last person around you, your teammates who will be depending on you with their lives. How the supposedly smartest Kunoichi of the generation can't figure that out is beyond me.

This girl...she didn't deserve being a ninja. She wasn't cut out for it. The best thing to do for everyone involved would be to get rid of her right now, either send her back to the academy or kick her out of the program altogether. This could only end badly.

Anko opened her mouth to do just that when something seemed to nudge her right in the brain. Her mind went blank for a second before she turned to take a long look at Sakura's figure once more.

She was sexy. Her team...it had to be sexy. The girls had to pose sexily, they had to look sexy. Sakura was sexy, sexier than most of the other girls in the class. If Anko got rid of her, the team would be less sexy. Her eyes glazed over. She couldn't get rid of Sakura, it was too important to be sexy.

"For the time being, considered your free will rights suspended."

The snake's eyes pulsed again and Sakura moaned helplessly as she felt it's eyes literally scrubbing away at her brain. She squeezed her thighs together as she felt the warm feeling spread out across her entire body and infiltrated her sex.

"Okay kid, from now on your dream isn't important. Heck, YOU aren't even all that important. You are the weakest member of the team, here just to fill out the numbers. When that changes and you can hold your own, we can renegotiate this. But for now, if you don't have your own dreams to follow then your number one priority is to make sure that your teammates succeed with theirs. You are the obedient sidekick who will support them every step of the way. Got it?"

"Yes...I obey."

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"Okay, now I'm positive that the genie thing messed with my head. There is no way that I would be this okay with us being here if I hadn't gotten my brain scrambled." Tenten said to Naruto.

The two teens were sitting in the hot springs...specifically the women's side. Thanks to a couple of wishes, Naruto was now allowed on this side whenever he wanted, none of the women would ever think that his presence there was unusual, and their bathing suits would all transform into orange micro-bikinis the moment they got wet in his presence.

Tenten idly tugged at the tiny little straps that were squeezing her boobs together and shifted slightly as she looked around the area.

"I hope you're enjoying yourself here, causing this isn't doing anything for me." She complained. Naruto shrugged.

"Oh uh...I wish that you could enjoy this kind of thing better?" Naruto's wish was more of a question. Tenten blinked and opened her mouth to protest, but her hips were already moving. There was a flash of light and...

"Oh. Yeah...that's better." She said sheepishly as her hands slipped down towards her waist. It wasn't like anyone could see her besides Naruto anyways. As it was now, she couldn't tell whether her excitement came more from actually granting the wish or from her sudden massive shift in perspective.

"In the future, please don't change me without asking me first, okay?" Tenten asked as her fingers slipped beneath her clothes.

"Right! Sorry! I wasn't thinking, it just slipped out." Naruto apologized hastily.

"Just be more careful." Tenten murmured. Her eyes were darting around the area, dancing over each and every curve contained in the tiny little strips of fabric with brand new eyes.

"Yeah...okay. I can definitely get behind this now. Wait...do you think their uniforms will change if someone gets hit by a water jutsu in your presence now? Think we can test that on one of your teammates?"

Naruto didn't answer though. Tenten reluctantly **** herself to focus and turned to see her master with an absolutely evil smile.

"I have such a good idea." He said with a slowly spreading smirk.

"Okay...?" Tenten said worriedly.

"I wish that Sasuke and Satsuki were two separate people, with Satsuki still on my team! I wish that Sasuke got put on a team with the two weakest fangirls that graduated!" He was suddenly gifted with the memory of the agonized cry of misery from his rival back at team selection and his smile only grew.

"I wish that Satsuki and Sasuke shared the same goals, but Satsuki was better than him at everything and was actually a good person and my best friend! I wish that hearing about how much Sasuke hated me all the time from him eventually made her grow a crush on me, and that she loves to shove that in his face whenever she can!"

Tenten's face had grown bright red from the rapid fire wishes, and she was practically vibrating from the hips down within the water.

"One more...please one more." She murmured, her eyes half glazed over.

"Hmm..." Naruto thought for a moment. "Oh! This might be fun just to see how she acts. I wish that Satsuki's magical eyeball things were awakened, and that she knew that I was completely responsible for helping to make that happen!"

"Yessss Masterrrrr AHHHH!!!"