Rewrite the Sequels

You think of the new sequel movies and how the producers that shall not be named are dishing them out without slightest regard of story quality and elements from the original trilogy are haphazardly thrown in to rub the nostalgia cocks of long time fans. Clearly, you can do a better job at writing a trilogy for much loved franchise on a amateur pornographic fanfic website than some two-bit writing staff in hollywood. Come to think of it, you're not just writing it, you're creating a new universe just for your version of events. That automatically makes you a better writer.

"Not my first choice, but we'll see where this goes." God said.

The whole room went silent. Eerily silent and the color even started to fade. If it wasn't for the conversation with God, you'd think you've gone nuts. Or does talking directly to God make you nuts?

Either way, you feel ripped from your place in the universe. It all makes sense now. God wants to see how you'll make the universe without messing with his. While he has grown emotionally since his days in the bible, he still is quite possessive and doesn't want your hands fucking with his universe.