Resignation

"I see Julie is making the most of a breast exam." The Doctor says "She really is a little overenthusiastic at times. Tell me, what did she try when she gave you the preliminary?"

"A rectal thermometer" you admit.

"And from the look of the notes you didn't take it." Doctor Bensen says. "I apologize for Julie's behavior, but not a few of the patients actually like it, as you may have gathered from what is going on next door. Officially I should sack her, but I haven't had any official complaints made against her, plus she is a top notch assistant so I'm loath to fire her. Do you want to make a complaint?"

"No" you say "That's O.k."

"Well I suppose we should get on with the exam." She says "So is there anything specific you want me to check?"

The combination of a good looking doctor combined with the sounds that are beginning to come from next store is not helping your erection go down. You wonder if you should risk asking the doctor to take a look at it.