Rescue the damn cat

"I guess I could do this ? AGAIN!" Naruto said as Tsunade gave him the coordinates of the last place the cat had been sighted.

"Just make sure you don't harm the animal Naruto."

"That thing is CRAZY! And it's sneaky too! It clawed the hell out of all of us the last time we tried to catch it."

Tsunade thought, and said, "Team Konohamaru had to catch it once before too. Come to think of it, they came back pretty beat up as well. You sure you want to attempt it without a team?"

Naruto said, "I already have a team," POOF! Three Naruto's were standing around him.

"Go get the beast, and bring it back here in once piece please. Thanks for doing this Naruto," Tsunade said, "You're a good shinobi."

Naruto blushed slightly then took the coordinates and went outside to study them.

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Naruto and his clones set up nets, traps, box traps, and strategically placed papers bombs to try and scare the cat into running in a single direction where a hidden kitty caddy was waiting. The original Naruto hid in the bushes with the kitty caddy, his hand on the wire door, waiting to swing it shut when the cat was safely inside. He signaled one of his shadow clones to set off the first of the paper bombs. BOOM! It went off and a very distinct cat scream was heard. Out of a thicket the frightened cat came running. It ran toward a net that it could obviously see, so it careened away from it, running toward the second bomb. BOOM! the second clone triggered it, causing the startled animal to zigzag away from the latest noise and sprint wildly toward a box trap, which it also saw. Making a sudden turn again, it headed toward a third paper bomb that Naruto's final clone was about to ignite when the cat turned its direction again and went straight for the hidden original Naruto, and the kitty caddy he held. Instead of running straight into the bush, and the caddy, the cat leapt into it and directly onto Naruto's face, completely avoiding the kitty caddy. In its terror, it ran wildly clawing and slashing to get away from the human it now saw. Naruto yelled, scaring it even more until finally the cat gained purchase on Naruto's Leaf headband, and vaulted away from him running at top speed. Naruto was partly blinded as he came out, his arms flailing; yelling, "GO GET IT!" and he felt his three clones rush past him. In his blind floundering, Naruto accidentally discovered the third undetonated paper bomb, which blew upon impact, sending him, AND YOU back to the beginning of the story.

A/N: Sorry! You got blown up. Damn cat mission. Want to try again? If so, go back and make a few different decisions.