Repeat the experiment with the original test subject.

Lisa considered her best course of action for the rest of the day. She’d gone through the names of boys she knew and discarded all of them. Nelson: in jail. Ralph: Failed year 9 but in the police academy. Rod and Todd: Way too religious. Bart: Her brother and never going to do anything like that with him again!

Her list kept getting longer and longer with no suitable candidate selected. Lisa began to think she would have to resort to trying things out again with Milhouse. Millhouse she shuddered. Was Millhouse the sort of guy she wanted to be doing things with. Millhouse with his long searching fingers… Millhouse with his pulsing cock… Millhouse breaking through her hymen…

That night Lisa bit the bullet and picked up the phone and rang The Van Houtens. After a couple of rings, it was picked up and a familiar voice came on the line.

“Hello,” Millhouse answered the phone.

“Hi Millhouse, It’s Lisa Simpson.”

Damn it! Why did she say it was Lisa Simpsons? Of course, it was Lisa Simpson. How many other Lisas did Millhouse know, Lisa thought angrily to herself.

“Hey Lisa!” he said, Millhouse’s voice rising up in excitement that his crush of so many years was calling him. “What can I do for you?”

“I was wondering if you wanted to go and see a movie with me this weekend? I hear Rainier Wolfcastle first movie in six years is coming out,” Lisa asked him.

“Would I!” Millhouse practically yelled down the phone to Lisa.

“Great. I’ll pick you up at eight Friday night then.”

“Alright.”

“Thanks Millhouse.”

Lisa quickly got off the phone before she chickened out and cancelled their date. Lisa didn’t want to think was such a thing would do to Millhouse.

Returning to her room Lisa began mentally prepare a list of all the things she would need for what she had planned with Millhouse. Tissues, a lot just in case. A fresh change of clothes and underwear in case Millhouse’s semen got everywhere. A towel. Condoms, would Lisa really need condoms, she thought.

The days dragged but soon enough Friday came and Lisa had all the equipment she needed for the next stage of her experiment packed into her backpack and safely hidden away behind the driver’s seat of her second-hand Prius.

Eight o’clock on the dot Lisa pulled up out front of Millhouses parents house and saw him already waiting for her. At least he wasn’t wearing shorts this time and had taken the time to dress up for Lisa she thought. Millhouse got into the car and they exchange pleasantries in greeting and Lisa began the drive to the movie theatre.