Rental car

Today I'm wearing a small blue wrap around shirt that ties in the front it has red and white trim around the collar and the cuffs, a pair of faded denim cut off shorts and brown tee strap sandals with ankle straps. Earlier today i rented a car fom a service that dropped the car off to me and will come pick it up when I'm done with it. I drive into New Orleans to see the sights and hopefully crack some nuts. I visit an above ground cemetery and visit Marie laveau's tomb as well as take a tour of her mansion. I go to a restaurant and order some gumbo even though usually I try to be vegan i couldn't reist trying some gumbo that i plan on trying at various restaurants during my stay in New Orleans as well as po boy sandwiches. I walk down bourbon street checking out the shops. I buy some Tarot cards and get a reading at a fortune tellers shop. I'm gonna be here four more days so i put my Tarot cards and other items I purchased in the car and drive to a jazz cub to hear some New Orleans Jazz music. A few hours later I leave the club and as i do a man tries to snatch my purse. He is about five foot eight with red curly hair and is dressed all in black." You want something motherfucker!?" " yeah i want that purse cunt." " Come and get it." He throws a punch and I block it and do a spinning wheel kick right in his scrotum SCRAACK!! The heel of my tee strap sandal crushing his nuts. "OYULHA!!" He doubles over grabbing his crotch in pain. While he's doubled over I knee him in the face breaking his nose, blood gushes from his nostrils. I finish the fight with a front snap kick straight in his nuts putting him directly on the ground and an axe kick to the back of his neck. I run to the car while he's on the ground and take off. I pull into the RV park and go to my camper. I unbuckle my ankle straps and take my sandals off, get my bong and smoke some weed. I hear nusic outside and look out the window.I see some women dancing, some of them nude. I strip nude and go out and dance with them. On the way there I can't help thinking about that fight earlier. I'm Chuck Norris hippie chick! I laugh and start dancing nude with the other ladies. Some of them I make out with while we feel each other up. After a while i go back to my RV and go to bed.