Reality Check

“Cordie!” Willow ran up to the sexy Cordelia Chase who was attempting to fight off some huge beast by pelting it with a frisbee. “You aren’t Xena!”

"Hell-o! I know that Willow,” Cordelia said, adjusting her skimpy pleather costume, which now sported some serious rips. “I was just getting in touch with my inner Warrior Princess.”

“Oh,” Willow said, deflated. Meeting Xena would have been kinda cool. "Cordy, watch out!" Jo-Jo the Dog-Faced Boy really didn't like being wacked with a plastic frisbee.

"XENA!" Suddenly a blur jumped in front of the pleather-clad cheerleader.