Read the letter on the table

As John steps through the door, he walks to the dining room table to sit and think.

Thinking to himself “Damnit, he gave her wish to her and is now living with him. And I wanted to tap that as well.”
Then looks down and see some not only medical letter, but also sperm bank letter.
John read the medical letter first. He scanned over the document where it had is fathers name, then next to it in bright red letters next to sperm count that he had none, and also Erectile Dysfunctional. He thought to himself “shit, the old man not only a broke dick but can’t father children anymore!” Then he read the next letter from the sperm donor bank. And read in thought to himself “We are please to offer you our services if your spouse seeks to become pregnant.” Then thinking “mom wants to be pregnant now!” John comes up with a clever idea, why don’t he just use his power on his mom and dad and let him to give his spunk to his mom.

John got up and saw his parents still sitting on the sofa watching TV. He had to think carefully on how he was going to tell them this, how Jack would tell him what to say. He stood right behind them, his dad still watching TV, his mom briefly looks up at him, then back at the TV. He place on hand on each parent then spoke “you two have yet to inform me that instead of mom going to a sperm bank to get inseminated, you both agreed she will have sex with me to not only fulfill her sexual desire but to provide the sperm that she needs. Or to be her sexual relief, or she could be my sexual relief.”

May grab John hand that was on her shoulder. “Baby, you need to sit down, your father and I have something important to ask of you.” “Yes son, please sit.” After a brief moment when you sat down between your mom and dad. “Honey” as your mother placed her hand on John shoulder then started to say but lost the words. “Hun let me, John, I just got word from the hospital that I am a broke dick that can’t impregnate your mother. His eyes go wide and have oh shit look. He played along, “and you are telling me?” “Baby, your father would.. uh honey how do I tell him?” “Your mother wants to know if you are willing to help get her pregnant. It is because we have read stories of how sperm banks mix batches up and we don’t want that. And we also know you are STD free. Plus with you having both of our DNA’s it still be like the child came from me. So would you help your mom out in getting pregnant. John looks at his mom, which she has pleading eyes, then back at his dad. “Yes dad I will help mom!” She starts to tear up a bit, “thank you baby, you are going to make me happy again.” To not make it seem awkward or less awkward John replied back while smile a bit “anything to make you happy!” “I am glad we had this discussion, you are going to make me a happy woman once again.” “Dad, does this mean I would have to provide mom with sexual relief as well?” His dad look at him “Yes John, I guess it does, or yours!” His mother leans her head on his shoulder while holding his hand, saying “thank you baby.” John leaned his head back to his mom’s. Then before he leaves, John touches both his mom and dad “you two don’t know yet and won’t care if Amy becomes pregnant by me, and if you two both find out, you would be grateful that at least it wasn’t a deadbeat. And you two will go to bed very soon.” They just looked at John then back at the TV. John got up and left to go to his room. Shortly thereafter both of your parents got up, shut off the TV and went to bed.