Quite drunk indeed.

Jan was a chatty drunk. She started to ramble more and more and James couldn't really follow her story, but she didn't seem to mind. She just plunged ahead in both her story and her drinking without a thought as to where either was heading.

That was fine by James. He had things to think about and nodding and smiling at Jan's tipsy take of her parents disapproval about her majoring in dance didn't require much attention.

He had been in his room. He had told Caroline he was on a hot date. And then he WAS on a hot date.

He had told his hot date she could drink the rest of the bottle. And she had just poured the last of it into her glass and then giggled.

He remembered the computer. The 'gift'. It was impossible but was there a better explanation?

"I'm wearing a Rolex," he whispered, looking down at his wrist as a $7K watch appeared there.

"I'm sorry, what?" Jan asked

"I said you're adorable when you're drunk," he grinned.

She giggled.

"You're adorable when I'm drunk!" She said, and finished off her glass as punctuation.

She had barely touched her dinner and now had nearly a full bottle of wine in her.

"Well, then we should get you another drink!" He said.

"Yes we should!" She agreed.

"You've got a strong Long Island Ice Tea," he said, and it appeared in front of her.

She stared, nonplussed, and pushed her glasses up her nose.

"How'd you do that's?" she asked, confused.

"You don't need to worry about it," he assured her.

"Yeah! I jus' need a drink!" She agreed and started in on the cocktail.

It was much stronger than the wine but she downed it even quicker. Slamming down the glass, her head wobbled about like a balloon with a slow leak.

"Oh fuck I'm drunk," she announced.

"I would think so," James said. "You just drank three of those."

Two more empty glasses appeared before her and her blush became incandescent.

"Did you gesmee wased apurpus?" She asked.

"No, Jan, you got yourself wasted on purpose," he said. "You're really into me and you wanted to seduce me tonight but you weren't sure you'd have the nerve to have sex on the first date. Luckily, you’re the kind of girl that loses all her sexual inhibitions when she drinks."

"Thas true," she nodded erratically. "I'm a tol slut when I'm wased. So, did you wanna fuck here Inna resaurant or sumpace else?"