Quit

"Fuck, I don't need money this bad!" you yell. "I quit!"

"Page 4, paragraph 3," Mr. Strickland smiles, passing you the contract.

"_...all employees are required to give at least 2 weeks notice prior to quitting," _you read. "Fine, I'll get fired!"

"Page 4, paragraph 4."

"...no employee can be fired or otherwise removed from work in the first month of being hired," you read exasperated. "But wait--if I can't be fired, how do I get punished?"

"Pay cuts, and certain...physical punishments," Mr. Strickland smiles, the wicked grin still plastered to his face.