Proposal from a young man

"Alright granny," Laughed the driver, head hanging out the window. "You think you're so sexy... prove it!"

"Prove it? How?" Michelle asked.

"Dance for us!" He said, and the whole car burst out laughing.

"I would never! I'm a mature woman and I won't entertain a bunch of frat boys!" Michelle said indignantly.

"Mature is right." He rolled his eyes, causing Michelle to blush all the more. More snickering.

"How about this: you dance sexy as you can for us, and I'll give you my jersey." He gestured at his Laker's jersey he was wearing. Michelle bit her lip. Better than being naked... but to dance for their entertainment? What about her dignity?

"What do you say GILF?" He grinned while his friend's wooped. "Dance or what?"