Proper Fifty Shades

Looking at the overly dressed actress as you waited for your food to arrive your mind naturally turned back to the various films in which she was naked for one reason or another. Most of the time it was for a sex scene of course but you couldn’t help but notice that she has never been properly captured before.

Sure there were scenes in Divergent where she was held by guards but nothing serious let alone believable as you wondered if perhaps Shailene has a thing against proper bondage.

If she did then you would love nothing more than to enact a proper scene from the Fifty Shades Trilogy. One without the ridiculously softcore shit that women seem to praise as you thought of other ways to exploit the young actress. Chief among them being getting her ridiculous clothes down to something proper and appropriate for the climate as you took out your phone and gave an order.

“Take off your top and look seductive.” You said as you wondered if the millions of dollars earned meant Shailene could act in a more seductive manner or if she was better off playing more dramatic roles.

Pulling her jacket off Shailene surprised you by removing both her shirt and sweater at the same time to reveal a rather skimpy navy blue bikini top. The kind that you would naturally see at the beach if you wanted to look good without ever getting into the water.

Admittedly you were more than pleased that Shailene wore something skimpy underneath all those clothes but at the same time you were curious as to why the actress chose to hide her glorious form beneath layers of clothing.

“Wow.” You naturally replied “Why all the layers though? The weather isn’t exactly sweater weather.”

Looking away in a rather awkward and yet adorable manner Shailene answered in a matter of a fact way “I’m okay with showing skin on camera not in public.”

Surprised by this fact you had to ask “So how do you feel about nudity because I’ve seen your nude scenes a few times throughout your career.”

Shifting awkwardly now Shailene was obviously uncomfortable with the questions as you brought up your phone and solved the problem with two very simple words- “Answer Me.”

Waiting for the command to take effect the actress suddenly jolted and looked at you and answered in a rather joking “I’m willing to do nudity and whatever sexy scenes are required but I need drinks before I do.”

That part wasn’t surprising as you knew several Hollywood stars needed a drink or two before filming certain difficult scenes but in all honesty they could simply hide the important bits without disappointing the viewers. The fact that she didn’t was considerate but doesn’t change the fact at hand as you began to formulate a plan for the actress.

Thankfully the aroma of you meal distracted you at the moment as your waiter arrived with your order. The odor alone causing your mouth to drool as the food was set at your table and suddenly all plans for the actress were put on hold as you enjoyed your meal.

At least that was the plan until Shailene decided to start asking questions in the middle of your meal. Understandable given how she perceives you but at the same time rude as hell given the fact that you are currently enjoying a rather spectacular meal.

Agitated of course you snapped a picture of the nearby waiter and ordered him to bring you some duct tape before continuing on with your meal.

Quickly returning with your duct tape the waiter set it at the front of the table as you looked at Shailene with your phone within inches of your mouth and gave your next order.

“Shailene stuff a rag in your mouth and then duct tape your mouth.” You ordered before returning to your meal in hopes of a peaceful transition.

Shoving the nearby napkin into her mouth Shailene quickly ripped two strips of duct tape from the role and placed them over her mouth. The action effectively silencing her while also enhancing her beauty as you planned what to do to her next.

Given her appearance you naturally decided to start things off with some Fifty Shades of Grey. So now do you start now or take her to a hotel room?