Professor Morningwood (Male), Phallic Region

Before you stands the legendary Professor Morningwood. With dark skin, a perfectly shaved and shiny head, and a smile that lit up the room through his rugged yet trimmed facial hair, Professor Morningwood was the first to greet you and the two other trainers by your side. He operates in the Phallic region. The Phallic region is a giant, penis and balls shaped island nation. Your journey will start in the village of Ballhair in the balls and (if all goes well) end at the elite four at the tip.

“I am Professor Morningwood, the official professor of the Phallic region! Today you will all start your journey to becoming Pokémon masters! Before we begin, tell me your names…