Forget Kelly, go after bigger fish

You hold the sharpie in your hand and keep taking in the curves of Kelly's ample natural bosom. They sure are huge. Wonder what size they are? Should I just claim her and ask? Would that work? If only there was a database listing the cup size of everyone in town... But there is!

You snap out of your thoughts, put the sharpie back in your pocket, mumble "Excuse... I need to take care of something..." and rush out of the door. You then head to the local mall and find the store you've been passing several times, never failing to pay attention to the bra-clad models at their display windows. "Astoria's Secret - Special sizes, G and up".

You hesitate for a moment, gather your courage and boldly enter the lingerie store. You try to ignore the judging gazes of two female customer, but can't fail to notice they are at least as busty as Kelly. You take out your sharpie and make a bee-line to the checkout desk. Without wasting a moment, you scribble the words "Ryan Ferro's computer" on the computer next to the cash register. You blurt out to the clerk, still having her eyes fixed on you: "Do you mind if I browse here a bit?" The clerk shrugs and says "Why not? I mean, it's your computer". You glance around an notice that even the female customers seem to have forgotten your presence, like a college boy perusing the computer at a lingerie store is the most normal thing in the world.

The customer database is not intuitive to you at first, but you manage to find a search box. You tentatively write the words "Kelly O'Brien" into the box and hit Enter. Sure enough, the record for Andrew's mom appear on the screen. You can recognize Andrew's home address so you can be sure it's her and not just a namesake. You can tell Kelly's been a loyal customer for several years. Her latest purchases are bras in different fashion, cup size 36G. Kelly's profile includes a line saying "Enhanced breasts: False". "Holy shit, she's a natural G cup", you blurt out aloud. You have watched the motions of Kelly's boobs enough to already know they're natural, but seeing it in writing like this someone makes it twice as hot.

You quickly learn your way around the customer database. Clicking on the highlighted "36G" in Kelly's profile brings you to another screen listing every customer with the same cup size. You then notice a button saying "Browse by cup". You press it and are brought to a choice of cup sizes ranging from G to M, final choice saying "Custom". Of course! You are enough of a breast connoisseur to know that some women simply can't buy bras off the shelf, they have to have them custom fitted. Your fingers tremble in anticipation as you click on "Custom". You get a surprisingly long list of customers in this category, many of them have breast implants though.

At this point you notice the filter function. Without much hesitation, you set the filters to: "Cup size: Custom. Enhanced breasts: False. Sort by: Bust - descending, Waist-Ascending." You hit the search button and get a couple of results, but you only care about the top row: Emma Morgan, age 23. She's the bustiest girl in town. She's your Holy Grail. She's your ultimate test subject.

And the best part: She lives ten minutes away from the mall.