Tiffany's phone is dying

"Oh fuck me," Tiffany exclaims while you're in the middle of a story about running the Latino bush gangs out of town.

"I plan on it," your eyes are on the road, and when you get to see what Tiffany means, you have to make a choice.

"No, I mean my phone is dying!" Tiffany sounds honest to God horrified. Do teens these days really need to be tethered to their devices so slavishly?

Well, anyway, 18 year old Tiffany needs to charge her phone and you have the choice of doing it for her or.... You’re just a few minutes from your destination when Tiffany looks at her phone and notices she’s running low on cell phone battery.

"Oh shit! The 1% is strong but I need to charge this or I’m not gonna be able to get in touch with anyone..."

So, obviously the gentlemanly thing to do here is to plug Tiffany’s phone in your carport and give her some juice. But, on the other hand, the hot 18-year-old would be entirely in your care if her phone died. You could tell her it’s charging…