A charming storyteller

Even now, when you're feeling like your back is up against a wall, you've got an easy smile on your lips and a glint in your eye. You've always had a good head for stories and a way with words, and as you got older, you turned more and more toward words as the means to make your way through the world - whether as part of a story, song, or simply a speech designed to get your listener onto your side of an issue. When a mesmerizing bard came through town, telling tales of far-off lands and daring adventurers, you fell for her hard - both romantically and professionally. You left town with her, apprenticing yourself to her as an entertainer and later becoming her lover. This all ended several months ago, when she caught you in bed with another woman...in your defense, you have never been able to handle your **** well.

Since then, you've been wandering the countryside, singing and reciting for your supper. Of course, stories aren't the only way you can earn your bread...