Get hottie drunk

"I can't believe there's such a thing as the electoral college!" Tiffany exclaims as you explain basic US government basics to her again. This girl hit limbs on the way out of the nest: Tiffany is fully mature in the tits n' ass department, but she espouses a few rudimentary misses such as the following:

"If they taught us to pay taxes in school, we'd be prepared for society."

"I thought Signorney Weaver was in, like, a remake of Stranger Things?"

"You know alcohol won't effect (intentionally mispelled) you as fast if it's hard as if, like, it was beer or seltzers."

"I hear prison isn't so bad."

Tiffany is not just dumb, but a bit of an entitled bitch. This girl grew up in Sheltered, USA, and she has little sense of what reality holds in store for most of us. The fact that she's both hot and slutty portends poorly for her long-term future.

"Another driiiiink~" Tiffany whines, pulling you towards the Delta Delta sorority bar front set up in the back of the ground floor area. "I wannaa----"

Tiffany barrels into another couple walking from the bar, and the girl's drink goes all over her and the floor in a heaping splash. Even though she barged into them, Tiffany ignorantly utters "What the?"

What's happening to the peeps you bumped into?