Becky's Next Turn

Back on the set of the show, Becky stood in the limelight as the fate of her family was revealed to her. Her husband a girl? Her son some kind of walking fantasy? Would she even know this new Lindsey if she saw her. The thought broke her heart. It was as if the show were trying to get **** on her for her good start.

"How many more do I have to do?" She asked quietly.

"Just one," The host said. "Then you're free to go."

"Fine. That one." She said, pointing.

The floozy of a co-host opened the box she'd indicated, revealing the clothing category. Yet another punishment. Not again...

She watched as the options unfurled before her.

1. Girl Next Door - Becky will always dress in a style that emphasizes her body without being overtly sexual. It will project an approachable hotness.

2. Stepford Style - Prepare to get old fashioned. Becky's wardrobe will take on a decidedly 50s bent, with an emphasis on dresses, aprons and anything else that makes her look like a pinup.

3. Convention Cutie - From now on, Becky will dress in showy booth babe outfits and cosplay.

4. Conspicuous Commando - Not only will Becky be forgoing underwear from now on, but she'll dress in tight fitting and/or sheer clothing that makes that fact imminently obvious.

5. String Theory - Becky's wardrobe will hence be limited to only the most barely of there articles. G-strings, mini bikinis and other scarcely concealing clothes will be the extent of her fashion choices.

6. Gym Bunny - Athletic tops, sports bras, yoga pants, jogging shorts...the options are limitless, so long as they're workout clothes. She'll get a harder body as well.

"Six!" Becky protested. "You're just tacking on extra options to add changes to my family! Some of these won't even be legal!"

Jack waved off both concerns.

"We're giving our audience a little flexibility, is all. One option will be discarded," He said. "And all our clothing changes come with universal acceptance and environmental tolerance. You might turn some heads, but you don't get arrested or suffer exposure or anything."

Becky rubbed her temples, as the voting began. How had she let this happen? At least she could take some comfort in knowing that it was the second to last change her family would go through.