Fake a dating app endorsement

Gabby gets on the subway to go back to my apartment and I get an Uber to Savannah's place. I go in the spare bedroom, turn on the computer, and activate the hidden cameras in Savannah's bedroom.

I send Brooke a message saying that she should tell Amanda that she's calling Binita to come over and film them as soon as they leave the restaurant. I message Binita and tell her to come here and wait outside the building. That way she can “conveniently” get here at the same time they do, even if she has to wait to bump into them. I don't want to take any chances on Amanda hitting on Brooke while they're alone. I don't mind sharing Brooke with a buddy like Dave, but Amanda annoys the fuck out of me.

I have to wait an hour. Apparently that bottle of wine took awhile. I wonder if the bottle of wine led to a second bottle of wine? Maybe this will be easier if Amanda is tipsy.

Finally, I hear the front door open. There's lots of giggling in the hallway, then I can see the three girls entering the main bedroom on the hidden cameras.

“Oh my god, this room is so cute!” says Amanda.

“Thank you! I've really tried to make my own space fun since I left home.”

“I'll just set the tripod up over here,” says Binita.

Amanda and Brooke go to a mirror and work on their makeup while Binita sets up. She gets the camera and lighting ready long before they're done, so she pulls out a folder and says, “Okay, I've gone over the outline that Ms. Barnes sent us. They really want it to look like the two of you are having a lot of fun using the app together, so they have specific instructions for both of you.”

“What's the name of this app?” says Amanda as she's brushing glitter on her cheeks.

“It's called the Ultimate Dating App.”

“Never heard of it.”

“Well, that's why they're advertising,” says Binita. She walks them through what each of them is supposed to do in the video.

When everything is set up and the girls are ready, they get on the bed. It looks just like those videos where two influencers are trying really hard to pretend that they're just hanging out and this isn't a paid ad. They're cross legged on the bed, smiling just a little too hard, acting casual but making sure they're always facing the camera as much as each other.

Binita signals that the video has started and Brooke says, “Hey all! I'm here today with one of my best friends in the whole world, the amazing, gorgeous Amanda de la Rue!”

“Hi everyone! I'm so glad to be here! Brooke and I have been trying to do a video together for a long time!”

“Like, forever!” agreed Brooke.

God, I hate influencers. So fake.

Brooke continues, “We want to talk to you about this awesome new dating app. I was just telling Amanda about it!”

Amanda flips her hair overly dramatically and says, “Look, I never use dating apps. You all know that I get tons of dates without them!”

Brooke just nods, letting Amanda take the lead.

“But Brooke was telling me about how easy this new app is to use and how great it is at filtering out all the people you don't want. So, let's try it! I could use a new boyfriend. Or a new girlfriend. Maybe both!”

Amanda takes out her phone and Brooke starts explaining to her where to find the Ultimate Dating App and how to set up a profile. She takes a picture of herself and enters in all her data.

When the profile is set up, Brooke takes her phone and says, “Let me show you how easy it is to refine your search!”

She starts adjusting the search parameters. This is the most important part. She's setting the minimum and maximum age to be exactly my age. She's setting the search radius to the smallest setting possible since I'm just one room away. She does everything she can to narrow down the search so it will find me quickly. She talks as she's doing this, but she doesn't let Amanda see exactly the parameters that she's setting.

Brooke finishes changing the settings and hands the phone back to Amanda. “See? That was really easy! And it will help you find a great guy! Or girl!”

“Or whatever!” agrees Amanda. “Let's start looking at some hotties!”

I have the app ready in my hand, and I've already cleared out the few girls who were available to choose from. I swipe right on Amanda as soon as her profile is submitted.

Brooke gets behind Amanda and looks over her shoulder. She looks at the first profile and says, “No, too short.” Amanda swipes left. “Ew, he's greasy looking!” They laugh and Amanda swipes left again.

Brooke keeps saying no, and Amanda keeps swiping left. I really wasn't expecting it to take this long to find me. Amanda starts glancing at Brooke with a strained smiled that almost says, “Are we ever swiping right?”

Then Brooke points to the phone and says, “Oh! Look! This one is a recommended match! Swipe right!”

“Um, sure!” says Amanda. She's clearly surprised that this is the profile picture that made Brooke say to swipe right, but she does it anyway.

A bunch of notifications come in on my phone all at once.

“You captured Amanda! She is now yours to do with as you please!”

“You captured Mark! He is now yours to do with as you please! Downloading messaging app onto his phone.”

“You captured Ulyana! She is now yours to do with as you please!”

“You captured Famke! She is now yours to do with as you please!”

“You captured Trent! He is now yours to do with as you please!”

“You captured Ignacio! He is now yours to do with as you please!”

“You captured Sabra! She is now yours to do with as you please! Downloading messaging app onto her phone.”

Damn, how many people can one person date at a time? Without the app, I mean. Oh well, the only one I care about is the most recent addition to her polyamorous collection.

I've done it. I've fucking done it! Sabra is mine! She's so fucking hot, she's everything I've dreamed of, and I can make her do anything I want! Of course, I need more than that. I need her to absolutely worship me so that I can get her hotness rating as high as possible before the contest. I need to get to work.

I've seen that “downloading messaging app” next to her capture message before. It's what happens when a partner of one of my matches doesn't have a dating app. They don't even realize it is on their phone until I send them a message without making them forget it. I immediately type out a message to Sabra.

“Do not have any sexual or romantic contact with anyone, not even a hug. Do not try to sexually satisfy yourself. Do not flirt with anyone, and if you're attracted to someone, avoid eye contact and stay away from them if possible. Forget these.”

There. That should keep her horny and unsatisfied until the next part of the plan.

On the screen I see Amanda looking at her phone in confusion. “Wait. What's this message? It says that I... belong to some guy? Why does that feel... Brooke? What is this?”

I leave the spare bedroom and go in the main bedroom where the girls are. “Okay, you can fucking leave now.”

That wasn't really a command, so Amanda doesn't move. She just looks at me and says, “You! You're the guy from the profile! What did it mean when it said that you own-”

“Stick one hand in your mouth and the other in your pussy.”

One of Amanda's hands shoots into her shorts and the other goes right in her mouth. I'm impressed that she's able to get her whole fist in her mouth. She has some actual skill after all!

I get up close to the bed and lean in so that I'm almost nose to nose with Amanda. “Your part in this little game is over. I don't need you anymore. Don't contact Sabra or any of us ever again. Now pull your hands out of your two twats and get the fuck out.”

Amanda pulls out her hands and almost runs towards the door.

Before she gets there I say, “Stop! Actually, before you leave, there is one message that I want you to send to Sabra.”

I tell her what to write. She sends the message, then runs out of the apartment. I send Sabra a message that says, “Take the suggestion that Amanda just sent you. Forget this.”