With some careful words and an exit strategy

"Adventurers! Why did you not answer the door?" A particularly burly guard demands, waving a torch in your direction before the whole party freezes at the sight in front of them. "Oh, uh... sorry, but I'm afraid we need to ask you some questions." You shrug and spin Ari around, continuing to guide her head up and down with one hand while you look at the guards with a smirk.

"Um... Do you think you could maybe, erm, wait a few minutes? We won't be long," The hulking guard seems to have lost the air of authority in his voice, sounding more like a nervous teenager than his earlier imperious self.

"The way I see it, you barged in on us. Now, as you can see my girlfriend and I aren't shy, so you can ask your questions or come back when we've had our fun. It makes no difference to us."

"Right, uh, okay. Let's just get this over with. Just so you know, Erendis here—he nods to a robed cleric—has cast a truthseeing spell, so we'll know when you lie to us."

"Sure thing. Hurry up and ask your questions already. If I'm the only one who gets off tonight she'll never let me hear the end of it."

"Oh, erm, so have either of you seen a blue pendant?"

You shudder as Ari tries to speak with her mouth full, producing something vaguely resembling an "Un-uh." "Yes. I saw it when I had the honour of dancing with her ladyship at the ball earlier."

"And do you know anything of its whereabouts since?"

You choose your next words carefully: everything you saw suggests the mess of an adventurer below your bed was the one who made off with it. "I'm afraid I haven't seen it since, good sirs. I left to find my lover after the dance."

The guard looks over to the priest who nods, a pale blush covering his cheeks as he averts his eyes from the scene in front of him.

"Right, well, thanks I guess." The party turns to go as you groan and deposit a load in your companion's mouth. You start to swing her around when the guards suddenly turn back. "Wait a minute, I recognize her. Doesn't she look an awful lot like the elf who that dwarf claimed he saw make off with the necklace?"

The group suddenly approaches the bed, clapping hands on both of your shoulders. "Now wait just a minute. You must have her confused for someone else: neither of us has stolen anything."

"Sorry sir, I'm afraid we're going to have to take both of you in for questioning. We aren't sure how you've evaded the truth spell, but she's an exact match for the suspect's description. Cut it out and get your clothes: you're coming with us.

One of the guards grabs the bundle of clothes you left on the floor and tosses it on the two of you.

"Wait a minute, wasn't she supposedly wearing a blue dress?"

"I'm afraid the only 'dress,' if you can call it that, my Ari here has worn all night is this red number." Ari nods her affirmative and looks at the guard as she comes up for air and swings her hips around. "I'm afraid I can't even remember ever wearing a blue dress, officer, not just tonight." she chimes in.

"Wait a minute, now that I look at her, her eyes are also red. The suspect's are apparently blue. This is still bizarre though. Why do you look exactly like her?"

Ari moans as you push your hips up, causing her to relax and sink down on your shaft. Given that she's currently indisposed, you answer for her. "Oh, if that's true then I'm afraid we actually might know who you're looking for! She's a PC who made her character look almost identical to Ari here, just the eyes are different. I'm afraid that she also hates Ari's guts, so I can't imagine why she'd want to seek us out."

"Everything he's saying still seems to be true, sir." The guard captain sighs and motions for the group to turn away, all of the guards' pants noticeably tight at the sight they've just witnessed. "Fine, you can go. Back to the hunt..." The door swings shut, and after cumming once more inside your elven companion you finally rest, listening to the party's receding footsteps. "You can come out now: they've left."

A sharp sigh of relief announces the ranger poking her head out from under the bed.

"Now babe, I'd love to continue our fun, but I think we've all had enough for the night and there are more pressing issues to discuss. You're the one I saw stealing the pendant from Lady Highcastle earlier, right?"

"Um... yeah," she gulps.

"So why'd you bring it here of all places? Based on our last encounter I thought you hated us, right up until that hot little show you put on for us a few minutes ago." She turns a new shade of crimson as she remembers the events that the guards interrupted just in time.

"Well, um, I kind of had a falling-out with my group, and then I remembered that I saw you, erm, at least I thought I saw you look at me when I stole the necklace, so I figured you might be here for the same reason I was, and I thought you were kind of cute, and by the way I should warn you the slut still seems to have a lot of imp taint, but I also really enjoyed—" you wave your hand in front of her eyes as an avalanche of words pours out of her mouth.

"Hello? Earth to Celestina?"

"Oh, sorry, forget what I just said about you being cute." She blushes again. "Sorry, what I meant to say is I figured you were here for the same reason we were, so you must know a rogue who can help you escape here. I need one too now that I've split off from my party."

You smirk at the opportunity. You weren't quite sure how you were planning to get the gem, but you hadn't expected its owner to literally end up in your lap. "I'm afraid we don't have a rogue with us, but we'd be happy to help you escape from here after that display earlier."

She turns her head to the side, the one cheek you can see yet deeper crimson than before. "Erm, no rogue? Then why are you here?"

Oh, crap, right. Why are you here? "Oh, we sometimes have a rogue in our party, my... sister, it's just that she couldn't make it tonight. She had to do chores." Hopefully this sounds like something an adventurer would say.

"Ugh, parents, right?" Embarrassment forgotten, the ranger dramatically rolls her eyes. "Well, anyways, you can have the gem for all I care. My stupid brother can do his own quests. I just need you to get me out of here without getting caught." You nod and bring your mouth to her ear, whispering your plan in her ear and causing her cheeks to tint even deeper red than they were a moment ago. With everything settled, you lie down and nuzzle Ari to your side. You pat the other side of the bed and look at Celestina, and she pauses for a moment before shaking her head and lying down on the floor behind the bed. "This is better in case they come back," she says, as if trying to convince herself rather than you.

The next morning, you set your plan in motion. Ari dresses in Celestina's blue dress, and Celestina in Ari's red strips of translucent fabric. After sharing a deep kiss and a "see you soon," you run Ari through with her sword, waving away her respawn notification as she poofs out of existence and leaves only the crumpled dress. Celestina fishes out the necklace and hands it to you, then takes a hold of the sword and wipes it against the bedsheets.

"Ugh, do we really have to do this? I feel so exposed in this slut's outfit, not to mention what's next. Why don't we just leave the necklace in your bag?"

"They'll probably search our bags. Now do you want to get out of here or not?"

She nods and blushes again, and you reach between her legs, shoving the necklace into her depths and then massaging her behind it. She moans and leans into your side, stumbling with her eyes closed as you lead her out the door and down to the gates.

"Halt! Oh, great, it's you two again. Heavens, do you ever stop? You realize you're right in the open, right? Look, just hand over your bags already so that we can be done with this?" You smirk and use your right hand to unclip Celestina's small pouch, eliciting a moan and a shudder as you squeeze her nub with your left. The guard reaches in and rummages through its contents as you bring the ranger to an orgasm. "Right, everything looks clear. Now get the hell out of here, you freaks. And don't worry about next time: Lady Highcastle is over there, so I have no doubt we'll be told that you aren't welcome to her castle in the future. I hope it was worth it."

Oh, it was. You pick up the wobbly-legged ranger and carry her away from the castle, fishing the necklace out of her when the last few adventurers sink over the horizon. "See, what did I tell you? Worked like a charm."

"Look, I uh... I should... I need to... um..." she squirms out of your grip, dashes away, turns back, gives you a quick peck on the lips, and then speeds off again. You smile and watch her shapely form retreat into the distance, hoping that this isn't the last you see of Celestina Silverhair. After all, the angels have taught you that you have a thing for twins, and you'd hate to disappoint fate when yet another one has found her way to you.