You're my brother too

"Me too, I consider you as my brother. I'm sorry I've been keeping things secret from you but when I tell you everything, you might not believe me."

"Try me."

You tell him everything except that you used the app to have sex with your mother. After you told him everything, he closed his eyes and didn't say anything.

You ask "What are you thinking ?"

"I was just wondering, if I had the same power who I would have banged first. My mom or yours ?"

Bruh. You both break in laughter from his spontaneous answer. He's not your best friend for nothing that guy. If he had been the one with your app, you're sure he would have gone mad with it. He might have turned every man he could into women and fuck as much a he could. He would've even banged you you're sure.

"Ok" he says "I'll help you if you can guarantee to never use your app on me."

"How do I do that ?"

"You said if somebody else holds your phone unlocked they get ownership right ? What if we both hold it unlocked, wouldn't we both be owners ?"

"That might work. Ok, let's try that. I could use an ally in this shit and you're the only one I can trust here."

"Let's do it then."

You unlock your phone and both of you hold it. A red notification pops up.

Human Control App was made to have only one user. Because you can't abide by the rules you will receive a penalty in exchange for common ownership.

Twins' Curse : Your minds are now connected. You know everything in each other mind.

You know everything in each other mind ? Shit you hope he won't realise that you-

"So you DID fuck your mom. I was sure of it. I'll do mine when I get back." Well at least he's as -if not more- weird as you so there is nothing to be ashamed of here.

But you notice something "Bro you never told me about your dad" you tell him "Are you okay ?"

"Oh well, I didn't think you should know but- anyway what kind of question is that ? We're connected. You know if I'm okay or not."

"Yeah true. Lets talk, I mean, think about that later. That stupid app might think it penalised us"

"But it made us stronger"

"We're going to be the greatest duo in the city

And I GET TO BE BATMAN

NO I GET TO BE BATMAN

THERE IS NO WAY I'M GONNA BE ROBIN

YOU KNOW WHAT ? LET'S PLAY ROCK PAPER SCISSORS!

FUCK !!!! WE CAN'T EVEN DO THAT ANYMORE.

LET'S JUST SAY WE'RE BOTH BATMAN."

You both get in the car and you're driving. You put on a nocturnal song, perfect to go chase villains across Gotham City. Except it's not Gotham city but still, it's fucking awesome.

TRINITYVILLE - LAYLOW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ta-3VizBGtQ