He just does it

"I wish Peyton List was my girlfriend. I wish she was vile, sexist, and domineering. I wish she loved dominating women but was submissive towards me. I wish she loved fucking me and being fucked by me, as well as loved participating in threesomes or lesbian orgies with me and other celebs. I wish the media knew nothing about our relationship, and that it was kept hidden even if we went out in public."

"All granted."

John then walked over to Peyton. "Enjoying the party, babe?"

Peyton immediately intertwined her arm with John's. "So far. It'll be even better when we get some submissive horny bitches to fuck and order around."

John kissed her. "Oh, we will."