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Chapter 670
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What do you do?
Arrive at the castle.
It does take a good portion of the day to make it home. Dinner is served shortly after your arrival, and everybody enjoys a nice, healthy meal served by Taiga's sister Summer. You're stuffed after that. It puts your mind at ease. Though a few moments after you swallow the final bite, you turn to see the busty bee standing right behind you. She has a bright smile on her face and her hands are hiding something behind her back.
Though even when you turn, she doesn't say anything.
"Do you need someth--" you start to ask.
"Yes!" she interrupts. "To congratulate you on a successful quest, I made you a special dessert. Would you please try it? I worked really hard on it, and I'd like to know what you think. As our lord, you must have an amazing tongue."
"I bet you'd like to know," Delphi says out of nowhere. She flutters down between the two of you with a snicker.
"Hey. How have you been?" you ask the pixie.
"Not so bad. But don't ignore our favourite chef. I took a peek at what she made, and I think you'll really enjoy it."
"... Why? What's wrong with it?"
"Nothing's wrong with it!" Summer blurts out. "Please will you try it? Like I said, I worked really hard."
"Fine. What is it?"
"An experiment! But I bet it'll be good."
"Why is my congratulations an experiment?"
She pulls out the plate from behind her and smacks it down in front of you. It's a slice of pie, but there's so much honey covering the plate that it's actually dribbling off and getting all over the table. It's covering her hands as well. When she pulls them away, you can see it dripping off the tips of her fingers. You scoot your chair back before it can get on your trousers, and you turn back to the two girls with a look of complete bewilderment.
"It's apple pie surprise!" Summer exclaims happily.
"What's the surprise...?"
"Aw. You wouldn't disappoint this poor maiden's heart, would you?" Delphi asks. "She slaved in the kitchen just for you."
You look in terror at the plate before you. Then you turn back to Summer. She has her tongue sticking out of her mouth, and she's letting the honey from her finger drip down her throat. She drags her tongue up her hand, and over her fingers, devouring up the loose honey as some of it dribbles down her lip and off her chin to splatter over her cleavage.
Delphi flutters down and grabs your ear. She turns your attention back to the food. "Nuh uh. She's not your meal. This is."
"I wish I died to the elemental," you say bluntly.
She falls to the table and holds her stomach laughing. Though as she does, you stick the fork into the blob of honey, pick it up, and hold it over the distracted pixie. You turn the fork and let it run down all over her body. She realizes too late. Her eyes widen in frustration as she's completely covered. "Oh you son of a bitch!" she curses.
"I thought you wanted some too."
Delphi stands, though struggles to do so with all of the golden slime dripping down her figure. She stumbles forwards, and her wings can barely pick up enough speed to lift her from the table. Instead, she throws her arms forwards, and glowing purple bands extend from her body to wrap around your upper torso.
You're heaved forward into the side of the table with a thud.
Summer glances between the two of you. She giggles. "Oh wow. You two must really like honey. Maybe even more than me!"
"That's not really what I'd take away from this," you mutter.
She reaches down to pluck the pixie off the table. As she does, the bands disconnect from her body, and they dematerialize from around you as well. Summer holds the slimy fairy up in front of her face and the two stare at each other for a moment.
"Hey. Mind letting me clean up?" Delphi asks.
Then Summer catches you both by surprise. She brings her right up to her mouth, and then drags her tongue up the front of her body, licking some of the honey off her. Then she does so again. It pulls up Delphi's clothing. The giant tongue moves a second time, gliding between her legs, and over the bust pushed up by the tight curves of her dress. The wings fidget as the poor fairy struggles to regain her composure and escape, but she's completely shaken by the last thing she expected to happen, and still mostly covered in sticky sweet nectar.
Delphi breathes heavily. Her face is flushed. "... What... Wh-What are you doing?!"
"Yummy!" Summer shouts.
"Let go of me this instant!"
As they bicker, you feel a lot of honey covering your legs. You look down quickly, but the dish hasn't spilled. It's a pale purple gel instead, and it's crawling its way up your legs. From the top to the bottom, it starts to transform into a cute, busty girl, and she looks up at you curiously.
"Oh. Hey, Jelly," you say.
She smiles. "Hello."
You glance around and slowly reach for the sopping wet plate. Then you hold it down at your waist, to the slime peeking up from between your legs. "How would you like a treat? It isn't cloth or wool, but you can still dissolve food like this, right?"
She reaches up and takes hold. Instead of opening her mouth to eat it like a normal person, she pushes the entire thing into her chest, plate and all. It slowly disintegrates inside of her torso, and as it does, she looks back to you with an even brighter smile. "... Thank you," she says softly.
I'd rather she didn't eat the plate too, but oh well. "No problem, Jelly."
Then Summer peeks over. Delphi is no longer in her hands. Instead, the pixie is fluttering away. "Oh wow!" yells the bee. "You ate it all already? That means it must have been good. I'll make sure to make it for you again sometime then." She giggles.
Oh great...
What do you do?
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